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what a plant dick looks like
My wife tells me that it’s technically a hermaphrodite (pistol and stamen), so you’d be looking at plethora of plant genitalia there. Specifically in her own words, “a plant vagina covered in tentacle dicks squirting pollen”.
Researching loa for a call of Call of Cthulhu and discovering that it’s really a very fascinating subject.
Time Masters / Les Maîtres du temps (English dub)
1982 Franco-Hungarian animated science fiction feature film directed by René Laloux and designed by Moebius. Original French language version here!
that opening song is so bumpin, this film owns a whole lot
My weakness revealed, I love pre-90’s animation so much I can’t even tell you and bonus points if it’s French.
If I had to make a list of things I really want to do before I die, one of them is play dnd with Robin Williams.
starbound beta tmrw whos gonna be in my space gang
everyone get in here
*lowers heat visor* i’m in
Want to be a carnivorous slightly cannibalistic monosexual plant lady so bad.
enjoy this 8 page comic i drew in 1 day and inked in 2.
no one who knows me in real life would ever believe all the fluffy romantic comics I draw;;;
alternate title is: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON DWARF BEARDS
My cousin-in-law wants really badly to go as a dwarven lady to a Ren Faire and of COURSE she wants to be in beard. She’s considered cutting some of her hair to use for it too. Lady dwarves in beards just looks right, I love it so much, I couldn’t ever think of it any other way.
Honestly the more people try to convince me that Gabriel Knight being about a slime ball shouldn’t turn me off, the more I really don’t want to play it. I started off feeling like, “man I really hate this character he’s everything I dislike about the stereotypical male protagonist. I’ll have to wait to play this until I’m feeling really punchy and had a few drinks.” Now I feel like, “people think this kind of behavior is okay as long as you say sorry for it at some point and I should be okay with that. That makes me feel really sick of the whole thing.”
Picked up Gabriel Knight because vidja game history says it was pretty awesome and I always wanted to give it a shot. Roughly five minutes in the protagonist has sexually harrased two women pretty much without any prompting from me or really any encouragement at all from anyone in the game….
While I understand not wanting to play games, or enter into experiences that make you uncomfortable, I feel I need to clarify that Gabriel doesn’t really sexually harass Grace. He teases her, and she teases him right back. That’s the relationship they have. He hits on the female cop, but she lets him know immediately that that isn’t going to happen. And… that’s it. If you’d continued to play, you would have seen that he stops. He meets a woman he actually cares about, and that’s that. The game isn’t 10 chapters of him being a slimeball.
I adore Gabriel Knight. I have since I was a kid, just learning the ropes of adventure games, and it makes me sad to know that people are unwilling to give it a chance because Gabriel is a pig at first.
Also, Tim Curry’s attempt at a New Orleans drawl is hilarious and terrible, but I would hardly consider it mouth-breathing sex offender.
"Gabriel is a pig at first", because being a pig or a slime ball is excusable if you get better? So far the people that have been offering their opinions on this have all agreed that Gabriel starts off as a slime ball, or a pig, or a jerk or any number of other things. I don’t need to play a video game just to see some idle rich white guy learn his lesson about being slimy to women and getting rewarded for his slovenly, casually misogynistic lifestyle. I have no nostalgia for this game, I’m going to call a spade a spade. I’m not telling you that your experience was invalid or unimportant, I won’t say that people should be denied their fantasies even if I’m not interested in them. They just don’t do anything for me.
Perhaps your confusion is due to not having had the pleasure of speaking with a mouth breathing sex offender in real life, honestly for that I cannot fault you.
I have taken a look at my life over all and I have decided that not wanting to play a misogynistic slob (videogames being something I do for enjoyment mind you not penance) will result in me missing out on his apparently well crafted saga. How I will be able to handle missing out on his intense journey from being a successful, romance novel handsome, sexist, comfortably living, casually vile white dude to his ultimate achievement of being a successful, romance novel handsome, comfortably living, monster hunting, badass white dude… I will never know.
Although I’m banking on very easily